I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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