the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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