I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
