you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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