If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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