where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
MIDGETS
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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