No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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