I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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