mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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