remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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