Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it hurts more in the daytime
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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