she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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