She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
