god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
