did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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