Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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