Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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