tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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