whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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