this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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