i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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