Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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