We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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