If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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