So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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