She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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