whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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