sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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