Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
