i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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