what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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