But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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