I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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