my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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