its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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