You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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