some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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