I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
