oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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