Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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