its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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