so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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