I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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