We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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