Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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