very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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