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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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