Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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