3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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