4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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